crackpod

Referring to the addictive nature of the iPod.

Once you have an iPod, you will wear it around your arm, hold it in your hand, or keep in in your pocket - never letting go of your music again. If you misplace the Crackpod, you will probably be freaking out until you find it again.

Some quotes:
"Have you seen my Crackpod? This can't be happening"

"I just got this cool orange armband that really secures my Crackpod when running down hills"

by Liquid Spirit May 28, 2006

crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..

A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )

by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011

Crackcident

An automobile accident resulting from one or both parties texting on a Blackberry (Crackberry) mobile device while driving.

If Bob had been watching the road instead of texting on his Blackberry, he wouldn't have been involved in such a major crackcident.

by Anandaconda August 19, 2010

Butt Crackodile

Someone who eats ass!

Your a butt Crackodile

by CrimsonKajun2 October 17, 2020

Crackcident

An accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.

Joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.

by Your Pirate Santa January 3, 2007

Crackmonger

One who mongs crack, as in the cocaine kind or the posterior kind, or if you are Caleb

Hey man, want some crack!
No, go away Caleb(synonomous with crackmonger)

by Eskimo October 20, 2004

crackoid

a substance that possess a crack cocaine-like ability to be addictive

chocolate-covered almonds are crackoid

by ElbertE March 8, 2011