Crack An Egg

Spreading someone's ass cheeks apart.

Before he went to eat her ass he had to crack an egg.

by lostdwarf May 31, 2020

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017

crack my eggs

fertilize my eggs; impregnate me

I want the villain from Black Panther to crack my eggs

by 42069salt March 11, 2018

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

eggs cracked

When a girl gets fucked

Girl you're going to get your eggs cracked tonight

by Macy321 December 9, 2017

cracked like an egg

term coined by the variety streamer Punz, used when someone is really good at something, like a video game.

Bro he got 32 kills last game! He's cracked like an egg!

by punzthereynasimp March 29, 2021

cracked like an egg

to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets

Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.

Sammy: wtf is wrong with you

Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...

by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022