crackelass 

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

crackelass by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

cream crackered 

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

cream crackered by dan September 2, 2004

Crackers 

A chemical herb which induces the powers of bliss, essentially getting one high.

Marijuana; Weed; Pot; Crackers

Crackers by The Cracker Chief October 20, 2010

[crackers] 

Term for any police officer.No matter what the race

I hate those pussy crackers

[crackers] by D-BONEZ December 15, 2008

crackers 

A game typically played by male teenagers where multiple guys each have crackers and try to cum onto them. The last player to cum has to eat all the other crackers with the cum on it including theirs

matt-“ yo yesterday we played an intense game of crackers at joe’s house”
bryan-“ lmao i heard bob had to eat all the cum”
matt- “yea facts it was nasty”

crackers by the_bomb98 December 5, 2018

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers by MC Gee January 23, 2008

Cheeses Crackers 

Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"

Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.

It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!

Cheeses Crackers by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010