crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012

Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.

Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

carcasum

This is when your classmate misspells sarcasum so now its such a person cuming and being sarcastic

I cant tell if thats carcasum

by Mrchunks May 4, 2021

cracksquirrel

An urban park dwelling squirrel which has found hidden stashes of crack cocaine and eaten them, thus becoming addicted. Known to be unusually aggressive and paranoid.

bloody cracksquirrel rinsed me for me mobile, was well vicious...

by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

X-mas carcass

The fate of the christ-mas tree: A once beloved, highly-adorned centerpiece of good-will, fellowship and seasonal cheer; chopped down, dragged out of the forest, temporarily sanctified then subsequently kicked unceremoniously to the curb, like a wasted carcass at a meat-packing plant.

Seasons finally over! Time to chuck the X-mas carcass to the curb...

by YAWA September 25, 2017

Crackas

Cream crackers made from Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil, Salt, Raising Agents and Yeast.
Can be covered in butter.
Found in kitchen cupboard if lucky.

Hey Cowpig, I've just found some crackas.

by mceggy July 29, 2008

cracksicle

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.

Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!

by Em Are Double You May 15, 2008