cracksquirrel

An urban park dwelling squirrel which has found hidden stashes of crack cocaine and eaten them, thus becoming addicted. Known to be unusually aggressive and paranoid.

bloody cracksquirrel rinsed me for me mobile, was well vicious...

by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

crack squirrel

A small loud obnoxious weasel-like crack smoker who has excuses for everything. Often keeps a messy van and can be seen in the Hopkins Area late at night chasing minor crack deals.

Fucking eh that Tabor is a real CRACK SQUIRRELL

by SOBER CITY March 26, 2008