Crayator

A TTV btw streamer/youtuber. Plays fortnite for a living, has a giant mustache to compensate for his not so-giant stature. Cute, but a little gross.

Look! it's Crayator! He's carrying Muselk again!

by F3zii December 7, 2018

crybate

Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

by Supersadface July 27, 2008

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

Crayator

A cool youtuber/twitch streamer who likes to troll bazz in minecraft and likes anime titties. We don’t know what happened in Paris... member of the click house

Bob “do you know what happened in Paris with crayator and bazz?”
Jeff “I wish I did...”

by xxd thiccboi August 4, 2019

National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.

Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!

by Levi the G December 10, 2019

Crabtits

A very pasty individual who rarely washes, hordes rapidily depreciating cars and wears flannel.

"Have a look at the horrid crabtits person, he/she makes me want to vomit"

by Dr. Know-everything December 7, 2009

crapatory

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"

Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.

by Pavel Z April 21, 2006