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Crashanova

What you'd likely become if you recklessly drove an early-'60's-to-late-'70's-era GM "Chevy II" sports car around town in an attempt to get all da gals to swoon over you.
I prefer females who value common sense and good judgement in a guy; I don't need any foolish-minded or "spaced out" chicks who love to go roaring around with Crashanovas!
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
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crabhand

Crab hand also a Bob or bobby
Oi bobby you crabhanded fuck
by Cheese11111111 September 12, 2021
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crashawna

A real pretty Btc that would speak her mind and don’t give af how people feel. If you’re giving disrespected then she will give that shit right back, she can also be the BESTS of friends ever, always hyper.
“Damn she hyped asl who is that?”

Oh that’s crashawna lmao”
by Chinawiththenuclearfatass November 21, 2021
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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest in business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment which they won't bear). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
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crabsandals

a term used to describe something that can be considered redundant.
person 1: “Yo, i just bought a new Wii U!”
person2: “It’s 2023. You bought a pair of crabsandals.”
by sinbiotic_ August 11, 2023
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dirty creshaunda

An elegant woman that is educated, beautiful, intelligent with a strong sense of self who cares for others, she is nurturing by nature and loved by many. She also does anal.
Dude, after Berniqua described how amazing Crissy was, I knew she was Dirty Creshaunda and I had to take her in a date to the Red Lobster. My Mom loves her AND she does anal.
by LittleRoman June 18, 2020
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