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simon cowell

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.
human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-
by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021
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more cowbell

A phrase that came into popular culture through a Saturday Night Live skit with Will Farrell.
In the skit, Farrell portrayed a member of the 80s rock band Blue Oyster Cult as they recorded their classic hit "Don't Fear the Reaper" in the studio.
Farrell played the cowbell quite forcefully on that track, much to the dismay of the rest of the band.
Yet surprisingly, the studio producer loved Farrell's cowbell playing, and demanded "more cowbell" on the track.
by RexGibson February 7, 2006
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Simon Cowell

A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
by blargh!! December 15, 2009
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cowtell

to fall into line behind another(like a cow) because you are afraid to speak your own mind or go your own way.
Emily is not going to cowtell to Scott just because he cuts hair like sushi chef and looks like Sting. No Emily is her own girl and follows her own rainbow like Peter Pan does to Wendy. She does not cowtell to anyone.
by Rob Brinson January 22, 2007
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needs more cowbell

This phrase was originally used by Christopher Walken on SNL with Will Ferrel. He was indicating that something needs more emphasis, or literally "Needs more cowbell".
Aired on April 8th, 2000.

This is also referenced in World of Warcraft in a quest in Outland, where you escort a ghost cow.
That was pretty good but it needs more cowbell.
by twimoon March 21, 2016
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Alaskan Cowbell

When you have a girl hanging, naked, head down via harness. You then have a male do a hand stand, naked, with his ankles locked with the girls ankles. Then the man does arm squats down and up (speed depends on the males strength) thrusting his penis in and out of the girls vagina while squatting.
Tommy: Dude! Did you hear what John did to Tori yesterday?
Rob: NO, what did they do?
Tommy: John Alaskan Cowbelled the shit out of her!
Rob: Holy Shit! I didn't know John had it in him!
Tommy: Well..... Tori had it in her...
by SexualWhiteChocolate October 6, 2011
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cowbell

by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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