Milk the Cow

When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina

Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.

by John the donkey November 3, 2009

Milk The Cow

To aggressively squeeze a breastfeeding woman's tits and have milk spray everywhere.

I dare you to Milk The Cow

by Imbluesmurfdad March 27, 2019

milk a cow

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used

dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !

by michael foolsley April 24, 2021

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.

Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020

Milk the cash cow

First put into practice by a German exchange student. Meaning "to squeeze the breasts of a wealthy girl". More aggressive than fondling.

Did you milk the cash cow?

Yeah, she loved it! You should try milking a cash cow.

by Germarme January 15, 2015

The milk is in the cow

everything is where is it supposed to be, the task has been completed

The milk is in the cow and coming your way.

by Shawn Gold June 17, 2022

cow milker

when receiving a blowjob, the girl strokes the guys calves, because they are jacked as fuck. typically requires a girl to be on her knees, and the guy to be standing up. the act resembles milking a cow.

dude, my calves are so jacked that i turned my slampiece into a cow milker the other night

by McChunk Nugget June 11, 2012