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Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.
Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!
by Shaado November 14, 2010
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Counterfriends

associating with someone who works behind a counter.

you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk.

you might have one or two similar interest i.e.:

- you work/worked for the same company
- similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS
- you or a sibling might have gone to school with them
- they might have noticed you both buy the same things
- are ordering their fav food/drink
- you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse
- own a pet
- have kids
- have a car
- etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need.

you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them.

places you might find counterfriends:

-Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies
-Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops
-McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries
-Target, Walmart, stores
-secretaries, receptionists, assistants
-etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway.

Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
That cute guy Justin from Walgreens, with the pout and crossed arms? We're counterfriends.

Man! I counted on my counterfriend Svenia to save me the last CoverGirl Sparkle-Pink #45 lipstick!

My counterfriend Mario hooked me up with a great deal. Good thing they re-hired him after they caught him stealing pre-paid phones.

Oh my god! Dee my counterfriend said the head of cosmetics Jill 'margaritaville' pooped in the candy aisle last week.

Nah, I had my politics fix with my counterfriend Tai and the Sunday paper this morning.
by Agentmg17 October 20, 2011
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Counterfeit Love

Superficial love experiences that may seem real but in reality are insincere or feigned; illusions that can deter you from finding and sharing real love.

Love based on the illusion of separateness and a fantasy of the beloved, instead of a real knowledge of the self or the other person, this form of love can hardly be anything but counterfeit.

A relationship possessing opposite qualities of Real Love.
Example of Counterfeit Love:
The intense sexual attraction often associated with love that is coupled with a strong and sometimes desperate attempt to possess another person or to get something from that person. A desire for the excitement of being with someone new, or for someone who is not fully available.
by anangelintheairwaves June 17, 2013
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Countertenor

The highest male voice; in speaking and singing, countertenors have the normal range of a tenor, but are able, by singing in falsetto, to go higher, into the contralto/alto range, mezzo-soprano range, and, with the great ones, into the soprano range.

They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.
Is that a female alto singing...? It sounds different... it's probably a countertenor.
by Sam October 29, 2004
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Countertenor

An adult male vocalist who has pretty much an unbroken voice- (whereas, most blokes' voices break at puberty), and who, as a result of this failure to lose his "baby voice" at puberty, remains able to sing in the vocal tessituras- (ranges, to the non-singer), of the female Alto, Mezzo-soprano, and very occasionally, Soprano, without having to resort to the use of Falsetto- (false voice.)
True Countertenors are a very rare thing. Most blokes who think they're Countertenors are actually Falsettists, who sing in the Countertenor registers, using Falsetto- (false voice.)
by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017
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counterfeit

word used to describe someone or something that is fake or something that is a lie.
example one:
"that stuck up bitch with the pound of makeup caked on her face is counterfeit as fuck."

example two:
"if i ever catch you trying to buy anything from my shop with a counterfeit bill, ill blow your fucking head clean off."

example three:
"she keeps telling me she loves me, but to me it seems pretty counterfeit."
by counterfeitmeaning May 6, 2010
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Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.
That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!
by Noir November 16, 2006
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