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Cottonmouth

When your mouth gets really dry and sometimes sticky from lack of spit. This happens when you smoke weed. So, next time, bring a drink.
"Does anyone have a drink, cause I have major cottonmouth"
by Sarahthay March 22, 2009
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cottonwood high

Cottonwood is nothing but a bunch of fake people who try to act like they're better than everyone and they're really not all the guys are assholes and the girls are a bunch of sluts and the principal Mr. strange is a douche bag
Being in jail would be better than being a student at cottonwood high school
by Random kid October 4, 2017
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Cottonwood

A town in northern California where the majority of the population is white, while there are still more cows than actual people.
Wow man! That town is a total Cottonwood!
by Shan23 June 12, 2008
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coondog paralysis

Also known as Acute Polyradiculoneuritis. This is a canine neurological disorder caused by exposure to certain contaminants contained in the feces, saliva, urine and blood of many small animals, such as racoons, possums and skunks.

The 'agent' then sets off an overreaction of the immune system, which leads to paralysis beginning in the back legs and moving forward, eventually leading to heart attacks and pulmonary failure. Some dogs will continue to eat and drink for a while, some will not.

The treatment for this disease is life support until the worst passes, followed by gradually increasing physical therapy. Once infected, the dog will always be at a greatly increased risk of contracting it again, but it can be survived with proper treatment.

Some symptoms to watch for are:
- Weakness starting in the hind legs and progressing to all legs
- Weak bark
- Development of severe weakness
- Total inability to stand
- Shallow breaths or difficulty breathing
- Stiff or rubbery back legs
- Loss of interest in food and/or water
- General lethargy
- Resistance to attempts to walk the dog
- Loss of bowel and/or bladder control
- Fluid in the lungs
- Heart attack
If your dog exhibits any of these symptoms, be sure to ask your vet about coondog paralysis, also known as acute polyradiculoneuritis - it could save your dog's life.

See specialty pet websites for details, or do a web search.

"Man, my vet told me my dog was just old, but then I found out about coondog paralysis, and he had all the symptoms. If I had known, they could have saved my dog. I never should have let him poke his nose in that hole under the bush."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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cottonmouth

A venomous snake found in North America. Also known as a water moccasin.
Cottonmouths have nasty bites.
by neitherday April 13, 2009
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Cottoncooch

Noun; (1)slang for tampon. (2) or a word to describe a girl being a bitch.
Dear Keira Knightley, stop pms-ing you cottoncooch.
by hubriftoden June 13, 2011
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Coondoggle

When national media gets all flustered over a black kid getting killed by a white cop.
You hear about Trayvon?

Yeah man, cant wait for the incoming coondoggle.
by Mr.Lister the Sister Fister August 27, 2014
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