The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.
My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.
by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013
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Omg Lana did you see my new puppy?
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Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.
No,what about her?
Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.
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Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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Yo dog, you totally comtedangled that test.
Man the underlying metaphors of your comtedangles are a cry in the post-modernist era to a commmon knowladge, I believe that is quite confligutory.
Man the underlying metaphors of your comtedangles are a cry in the post-modernist era to a commmon knowladge, I believe that is quite confligutory.
by J.J Rousseau June 18, 2007
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