conservice

CON-sur-vis

noun.
1. Third-party agency used to convince ("con") the unsuspecting to part with funds or belongings on behalf of another individual or group of individuals.

My slumlord uses a third-party conservice to bilk tenants out of extra utility charges, service fees, and payment surcharges! What a bunch of crooks.

by MichaelKokomo62 September 30, 2011

conservative inc

Refers to the mainstream brand of conservatism ran by gatekeepers like Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro. There idea of “conservatism” hardly conserves anything, but instead just follows the trends of the left 5 years
or so behind.

Charlie Kirk: I will gladly engage with any of the most vile abortionists, communists, homosexuals, and trans people in the great free market place of ideas! Just not NAZIS asking me about mass immigration, israel, or my promotion of homosexuality in the culture.

Groyper: Your cringe and apart of Conservative Inc.

Charlie Kirk: SHUT HIM DOWN!

by WarlockVelmer November 19, 2019

Casseroled

The accumulation of body fat that occurs after years of eating casseroles, hot dish, and pot lucks.

Guy-"Whoa, I have not seen Lulu for years, she's huge!"

Gal-" Yeah, she has been casseroled!"

by AGRODEO August 21, 2016

Cosset

A girl who is manlier than her friends.

Dang, you lift more than Bob. Stop being such a Cosset.

by 2asian September 23, 2013

casserole basket

casserole basket is a phrase used that means something completely ridiculous, with no meaning purpose or intention. This phrase has been deprived from the minds of Aimee and Sophie and originated from Carole Baskin. The thought of it is that you would never put a casserole in a basket therefore proves to be utterly ridiculous.

the UK's demand for toilet roll during the corona virus pandemic was completely casserole basket.

by casserolebuddies April 18, 2020

Tuna Casserole

A term for a rotton, Infected, rancid, Brutal, or stanky Pussy.
This is usualy associated with a VD.

"She was Cookin up a tuna casserole down there."

by Brad Fisher January 20, 2008

Conservative Libertarian

A Conservative Libertarian in the United States is a person that adheres to the constitution as a libertarian does, but will do so in a conservative manner. Conservative Libertarians are conservative in political nature, such as foreign policy, homeland security, and economics while strictly interpreting the constitution as it states. They believe in free rights, liberty, and the opportunity for everyone to make it to the top. Conservative Libertarians leave it up to the individual to determine what is right and wrong for themselves, and leave it up to the states to deal with murder and unjustified actions. Conservative Libertarianism is also a political position that deals with morality and ethical beliefs, based that all men and women are created equal. It is also a political party that does not allow religious beliefs to get in the way of allowing all people (regardless of their background, ethical standpoints, religious standpoints, or sexuality) the promises of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Jim: Hey, John! Did you hear about conservative libertarians? They believe that it is up to the individual to decide what is right for themselves rather than making ridiculous laws that are aimed at 5 people, but directly effect the rest of the state's population! Like the 21 drinking age!

John: Yeah, I heard! And one of their best beliefs is to disregard all religious thinking when running the country to get things done, thinking on morality rather than religion.

Jim: Exactly! It's a shame that they haven't run the country yet because of the damn sheeple we have in this country...

by Chris (Moomba445) M. January 6, 2009