Copsplanation

An explanation given by police to convince themselves and the citizen they're engaged in an unlawful act when not. Whilst, simultaneously attempting to trick the citizen into enabling an officer to remain ADDICTED to acquiring citizen IDs unlawfully.

Stop giving me a copsplanation and tell me when I'm free to go.

by enslegis September 19, 2022

Capsplaining

When you go into way too much detail despite being told no.

"That dude really likes Capsplaining, I did not want to hear about his day for the 6th time tonight"

by Shitebagifyedunnae December 8, 2021

consplain

To confuse ones self while attempting to explain.

Confusion+Explain=Consplain

i tried to explain the word to him but i consplained myself instead.

by Brians maguire July 31, 2008

Cocksplain

When you explain something with your penis, like hand language but for cocks.

Guy 1: "Hey bro want to cocksplain?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!" *flails cock around saying "hi"*
Guy 1: *flails cock saying "how are you today?"*

by Snappyyyy March 3, 2021

copsplaining

when a law enforcement officer (COP) rambles on making up some BS to try to make him sound like he knows what hes talking about when he actually doesn't

an officer is COPSPLAINING when they say things like:
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy

by auditing the police April 20, 2024

Consplain

To confuse ones self by attempting to explain something.

She started to consplain the party directions!

by Kstar509 September 9, 2010

Carlsplaining

When your younger brother is more cultiveted than you and uses every occation to explain people around how to do things (related to /culture/) «right».

«Neinei, den går i a moll fem, a moll x hvis du er litt hipp»

carlsplaining is very related to mansplaining

by Krisor December 27, 2017