That which separates us superior beings from the "normal" insignificant obedient conformist social climbing worthless generic invisible simpletons that unwittingly benefited from the medical advancements of society and managed to evade natural selection and became an unnecessary burden to the world. One by one like the cooperative docile sheep they are they will be identified and exterminated by the great Bill Gates father of population control along with the undesirables and harsh realities of society.
Gotta stay home and fap to internet porn as I do my part in social distancing, good thing I stocked up on the toilet paper. I keep my mask on because the television told me to whilst omitting the CO2
and bacteria building up in my mouth and lungs with limited oxygen keeping my brain chemically stunted and docile enough to take orders from my TV. Good thing my education was dumbed down so that I can be retarded enough to comply unburdened by intellectual critical thinking, the Coronavirus is not a joke y'all...
and bacteria building up in my mouth and lungs with limited oxygen keeping my brain chemically stunted and docile enough to take orders from my TV. Good thing my education was dumbed down so that I can be retarded enough to comply unburdened by intellectual critical thinking, the Coronavirus is not a joke y'all...
by Snyobisto May 23, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. Respiratory virus originating in Wuhan, China, because Chinese people eat everything that lives so it is not a surprise that cross-species contamination occurred. Also the Chinese Government is covering up how bad it is.
Virgin: "Oh my God! Coronavirus! We're gonna die!"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"
by Sanjopla February 1, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. Noun. A debilitating illness causing headaches, nausea, vomiting, and severe dehydration. Recent studies have shown that coronavirus infection rates spike in coastal settings, on or around May 6th, and strangely enough the day after Mexican Futbol victories.
Bro, Cinco De Mayo was off the hoook! Yeah, but I got mad Coronavirus, holmes. I need a michelada pronto!
by TBizzle78 January 21, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. "Coronavirus is coming wheres your facemasks !?"
by Ya.tu.sabe.the 3 May 2, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. A virus that attracts people to eat so much that it makes them shit their guts out people who are infected with the coronavirus will shit so much that they use up at least One Hundred rolls of Toilet paper an hour. Please dont get infected it will cost you a shit ton of money
by Bart Thomson April 11, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. Jamal: Yo wys the jam's next week, special dj's, BYOB tho, fly trust is gonna be live, females free so bring ur gyal.
Coronavirus: lmfao got me fucked up bout "jam".
Coronavirus: lmfao got me fucked up bout "jam".
by somrandomname123 May 3, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug.