cornwall

The Lost Celtic Country,It is not an EnglishCountyas the anglo-saxon conspiracy woiuld have you believe. It is the DUCHY of Cornwall.Closely related to their cousins the Welsh{Cymru}and the Bretons in Brittany western Franceand second cousins to the Irish Eire,the Manx and of course the Scottish Alba Those who chose to ridicule this ancient race are simply jealous usually Anglo saxons, that Foreign Germanic race who do not belong on these islands(Ever notice that ALL the Celtic Lands are Outstandingly Beautiful Whilst England is mostly bland flat featureless wasteland?) and no! I am not Cornish but i am a Celt

ps, This before some smart arse(saxon)posts an entry gushing lyrically about The Lake District being a gorgeous part of England .Well Sorry to kick you in the Germanic Bollocks once again BUT you see Cumbria is also Celtic so piss off back to the Low Countries.

Cornwall is Great. Fantastic People and Great Pasties oh and marvelous Beaches ,Good Weather

by william the wallace March 11, 2006

Cornwall council

A large group of elderly, cornish and inbred men and women who lost cognitive ability back in 1872. Can't fucking make their mind up about basic human facilities. Legend has it that a select few who are chosen out of the cornish gene pool can gain a job at Cornwall council and then gain delusion a the cherry on top.

Most other councils- Improves lives of their citizens.
Kernow-w-w-w-w council- Builds £40m bike path.

JK, I love Cornwall council (let my family go).

by IloveAndreaTateTheTopG December 31, 2022

Cornwall

A nicer place then anywhere else in the UK. A minimum level of chavs, lots of fit girls, a great place to live. The main downside is the 'emmets' who come down with there chavvy mates on holiday.

Wow, Cornwall sure is nicer than anywhere else in the UK!

by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005

Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.

Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

cornwallace

A name for Corteroid pants.

OMG Xander copied Conrad and got some cornwallace pants.

by Confnaw October 29, 2007

Cornwallis

When you set a picture of Cornwallis on your friend's phone background.

"Dude, did you just Cornwallis me?"
Yeah, dude, I Cornwallis'd you.

by Nikolai Bordovski June 11, 2018

cornwallis

when you take a corn covered shit on someone's chest or face.

i cornwallised your mama last night.

by Luciano Moretti February 6, 2008