cornflake

A semi-rigid scab-like crust of nasal mucosa that is carefully dislodged from one's nose in a lateral plane in order to maximize the square area without disruption to the integrity of the piece. May contain hairs (curb-feeler cornflake) and sometimes dried blood (strawberry cornflake) or both (strawberry curb-feeler cornflake).

When Marty saw Jenny trying to improperly dislodge a massive strawberry curb-feeler cornflake, he beat her until she became incontinent. Once Jenny was unconscious, Marty meticulously excised the prize and claimed it as his own.

by Aaaaal August 9, 2005

CornFlake

Dickhead that really pisses you off in a sporting and or educational activity

"You Fucking Cornflake get off the field dick head"

by Error_402 July 18, 2017

cornflake

a dried snot wisp that resembles a flake of breakfast cereal, not quite as bulky as a crouton.

hey girl, wanna kleenex, you need to send that cornflake back to kellogg's.

by Leysie January 10, 2008

Cornflake

A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.

"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"

by Gordo23 September 19, 2018

Cornflake

The act of drying ones jizz in an appropriate container, in order to sprinkle it onto something.

Steve totally cornflaked all over my pillow.

by aperape March 27, 2008

cornflake

The nasty little flakes that line your undergarments during a herpes outbreak.

These cornflakes are tickling my testicles.

by Chris Ward (Winchester, VA) March 1, 2011

cornflake

the dry earwax in your ears

"What are you doing".
"Getting cornflakes out my ears".

by blazblu January 7, 2011