Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.

Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!

by McNooget September 26, 2010

coolification

possessing the appropriate amount of cool

Do you have the coolifications to attend this party?

by rojobee March 7, 2019

coxification

The process of getting more cynical with age as you start to understand society.

You’re having a big day, there, Susan. – Perry Cox (coxification, there you have it)

by toni montana the 2nd November 8, 2019

Clorification

Scrubbing with Clorox from fear of contagion.

In the midst of the pandemic scare, having spent the day with her fingers in other people's mouths, the dental hygienist gave her hands a thorough Clorification.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

certification

your appreciated

as my friend u have certification

by famous09 May 13, 2022

Cozification

The art, science, and spiritual practice of attaining optimal coziness in a given setting. Typically done through lamps, Christmas lights, and a top tier couch/TV combo.

“Bro, the Christmas lights brought the cozification levels up immensely. Before this joint felt an insane-asylum during finals week.”

by ahump20 February 3, 2025