Opportunistic conveniencer 

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.

Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"

Opportunistic conveniencer by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019

Opportunistic Oppression 

Revealing an otherwise invisible or indistinguishable characteristic of marginalization when advantageous to a situation.

Nicki used opportunistic oppression to get a first-class upgrade by revealing her pregnancy to the flight attendant, though you’d never be able to tell by how great she looks.

Opportunistic Oppression by Don Ghuffer May 29, 2020

coppertunities

A term coined by copper mountain ski resort, to describe thier latest job openings. A portmanteau combining the words opportunity and copper. The general consensus being that it is simular to an opportunity although in fact it is much worse than that.

I had a great interview and Copper Mountain offered me a few different copportunities to work there. After much consideration I've decided to rob a gas station with a fake gun. Then I'll either be shot dead by the cops or taken to jail. In my opinion those are both better coppertunities.

coppertunities by Escobar Marineros March 9, 2021

opportunist 

On an average day to day basis, an opportunist is a person who takes immediate advantage of an opportunity to achieve a goal and doesn't even think about the morals, ethics, principles or consequences of that action. They tend to put expediency over morality.

Usually describes desperate people who have never gotten any and dumb criminals.

That girl had a one night stand with some guy she met off the street and got knocked up. She is such an opportunist.

Not to mention a slut.
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What was that dude thinking when he tried to steal that laptop? There were security camera's everywhere! What a dumb opportunist.

opportunist by gunslingergirlvy_c_e October 1, 2007

opportunist 

Someone who takes advantage of situations and people to get what they want. They put material and superficial things above people, and their wants over the needs of others. In a way, many politicians are also opportunists because they take advantage of the socially downtrodden to shove socialism and more government down our throats.

An opportunist is a dngerous person and should never be trusted.

opportunist by [e-mail] May 10, 2009

opportunist 

A seeker of opportunity. A person who maximizes his/her benefit in every action he/she takes.

I played that bitch for her pussy and her money...motherfuckin' right yo...I'm an opportunist!

opportunist by Opportunistic One January 1, 2008

Chopportunity 

An opportunity for one to sell some drugs.

Tyrone: Yo man, look at that those two black guys coming down the street.
G: Yeah yo thats a chopportunity if I've ever seen one.
Tyrone: I bet i could chop all these rocks to those fools!

Chopportunity by juz098 June 22, 2010