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Compensator

When someone drives a humongous lifted pickup truck b/c they have a chode or aka tiny penis.
"Look at that lifted truck, that's a big truck!" "Yeah that person is definitely driving a compensator!"
by assassin88man August 30, 2014
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compenscate

To justifiably steal something, usually from an employer, especially after losing one's job.
"Dude, where'd you get that laptop?" "I compenscated it after Inacomp announced they were closing. I mean, they're screwed anyway, they'll never miss it, and I deserve it."
by DrewinMadtown April 8, 2008
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compensating

Hiding the fact that you have a tiny dick, by wearing large objects.
If a guy is eating a 7in. hot dog, he is probably compensating.
by AdvancedCheatah November 29, 2017
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Corpensource

An adjective to describe open-source software where the primary benefactor of the software is a large corporation that's really just using the open-source model to get a bunch of suckers to work for free.
I'd love to contribute to VS Code and offer a solution to make the file-tree readable, and therefore the software usable, but fuck it, it's corpensource horseshit. Why should I work for Microsoft for free?
by AJB999 November 5, 2018
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compensator truck

Large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with knobby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. They may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. Possibly a pair of cast-aluminum balls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a Ford/Chevy/Dodge logo. Common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.
That guy needed a stepstool to climb into his compensator truck.
by Art August 29, 2005
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compensation

way of making up for your small cock
see truck
he's compensating for his small cock with that big-ass truck
by Cliff Hopper March 28, 2003
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Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.
Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)
by Dimedude December 19, 2007
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