canned coochie

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

Crumb of Coochie

Just one nibble of that sweet coochie ma’am?

Please ma’am, canst thou please spare but a crumb of coochie? For I am just a lonely peasant

by HoesMadx8 July 15, 2019

coochie

Another word for vagina, pussy

Ma'am may i please have some spare coochie

by Coochie master 69 September 25, 2018

Gorilla Grip Coochie

Powerful pussy. Can grip your dick so hard she can throw you across the room. A gorilla grip coochie grips harder than gorilla grip.

"I made her mad and I couldn't pull my dick out. She gripped it so hard until she heard it snap. So sexy with that gorilla grip coochie."

by yummmmymyumyyumy March 26, 2020

Coochie lips

Labias of a woman's vagina.

Officer , I wasn't trying to hide drugs in my crotch. I was fixing my coochie lips!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 3, 2021

Coochie Man

A single being who is on a higher plane of existence than the universe its self known for every good thing and bad thing ever because hes just built different

Bartholomew the great:"Bro I cant believe were still stuck in jail"
Jaqauvies Bontevious the 3:" Don't worry bro the Coochie Man will get us out of here"

by Bartholomew the great September 12, 2020

Spooky Coochie

When dat coochie dusty w/ spider webs in it and shit

@Spewn would rather loosey coochie than spooky coochie cuz he got asthma and the dust from the spooky coochie might kill em.

by spewn October 5, 2018