The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
by Orchard August 6, 2012
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Yo Jimmy, my mom forgot to pack me a lunch and I see that you got two delicious Ecto Cooler juiceboxes in your Thundercats lunchbox. May I have one?
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Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.
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Get the Cooler Than Being Cool mug.The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.
A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."
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