When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021
Get the Purple cocker spaniel mug.by yeti_detective August 26, 2010
Get the Spaniel Cocker mug.Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.
"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
by benjiboy January 11, 2005
Get the cocker-spankiel mug.The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)
Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!
Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!
Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.
Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.
Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!
Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.
Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.
by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009
Get the cockerspaniel mug.To sit over someones face and take a shit in their mouth, white having a leash connected from their neck to your nipples or genitals.
by Shannen January 13, 2005
Get the Cockerspaniel drop mug.1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)
1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!
2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!
2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long
by Mo March 26, 2003
Get the cockerspaniel mug.player:haha you spelled your username wrong!
Cookerspanil:you cannot have offensive words in your username newb.
Cookerspanil:you cannot have offensive words in your username newb.
by skullboy736 February 21, 2009
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