chonkatiel

a really really fat cockatiel parrot acting cute or stupidly aggressive towards random objects or a person.

"The mighty chonkatiel guards his seeb stash as the ferocious hand-dragon approaches"

by BirbBoiInBurbBox December 2, 2020

cookielingus

The act of using your tongue to stop the crumbs from falling from a cookie after biting into it.

These cookies are a crumbling everywhere when I bite into them. I know, I will use cookielingus to catch the crumbs before they make a mess.

by Evil Dude February 3, 2014

upside down cockatiel

when you dip your dick in hot caramel and f*ck a pillow intil your dong is covered in feathers and then strum a guitar with your dong

guy 1"ahhhh its so sticky, and children love it"

guy 2" did you do another upside down cockatiel?"

guy1"yes and it was the best one yet!"

by six shooter July 23, 2010

cockatiel

a retarded little bird that chirps too much

the cockatiel hissed at my foot and tried to rip off my toe

by McCheesy September 5, 2003

COCKatiel

When a man pulls out his penis and places it on your shoulder, possibly making bird/parrot noises for attention.

Bert Kreischer placed his dick on his wife's shoulder, when she'd tell the story, he'd tell them "it wasn't a parrot... It was a COCKatiel!"

by Dracodarkness123 September 5, 2023

cookielingus

When your wife makes cookie dough (or cake or icing, whatever) and you lovingly lick the beaters.

After my sweetie made chocolate chip cookies, she gave me the beaters and spatula and I performed cookielingus on them.

by RickL January 10, 2017

cookieless

To be without cookies

You will be cookieless!

by anonymous September 14, 2020