contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.

That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.

by mc rob January 11, 2019

to contrdict

to contradict yourself would be to say somthing and then say the exact opposite

"i love my guitar""i thought you quit" yeah because i hate it"

by Dr. Feelgood March 2, 2005

Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

Contourds

Employees at Contour Data Systems, and particularly those that have email addresses at Contourds.com.

The Contourds are coming into the office today, and I never know what they're talking about. So much technology!

by Contourd February 8, 2010

Contude

Means:
To finish.
To come to an end.

To contude a speech.
"That contudes our show!"

by It'sjustme12 October 13, 2011