Cockheist

(n) The act of blocking and then proceeding to take the cock; an extreme form of cockblock.

That was a pretty extreme cockheist.

by Hesham Balakadi February 12, 2006

pissing contest

1. A competition in urinating, most likely to see who is able to urinate the farthest or for longest time. Mostly done between males, although I'm not ruling out the female possibility.

2. An argument where each participant is merely attempting to out-do the other one, not for the sake of the truth coming out, but simply to win. (see pure heavy metal fans of any type of metal, the most uppity in the world.)

3. Two or more parties simply attempting to out-do one another, not for the sake of truly believing in their cause, but just to win in order to gain some kind of power, honour, or reward of some kind. (see politics, particularly Australian politics; see also university philosophy students if there is such a definition)


For good examples of #2 and #3, try Linkin Park, Metallica, Blink 182, George W. Bush, America, John Kerry, Religion, Football, Britain, Airsoft, Paintball, Punk, Skater, Goth, Rap and Ska

Okay, it's not about what you reckon anymore, it's just become a pissing contest. Want us to get out the measuring tape?

by Brad is a follower of Jesus Christ July 22, 2004

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

Contestard

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.

That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!

by Tara P. November 18, 2003

Popularity Contest

noun- any high school class president election - ever.

Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.

by Corn Flake October 26, 2006

Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.

When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

nontheist

Atheists need deities to argue against while Nontheist rather not be bothered by either.

To a Nontheist an example would be unnecessary and by making an example it would then be moot.

by Condottiere August 21, 2012