Contarted

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

conjaster

To put together or build quickly, shabbily

The night before the report was due, John conjastered a 1 page essay

by mongofa July 20, 2010

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

conaster

conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

There were several conasters in my life that I cannot recall without thanking God for his undeserved mercy.

You were born under a lucky star. This conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.

by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

Goldfish container

The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.

*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!

by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020

Corntatered

The act of inebriation after the consumption of moonshine whiskey, made from corn and then proceeding to ingest large amounts of vodka, made from potatoes.

Person 1- Oh I feel like shit today!
Person 2- I know right you got totally corntatered last night.

by Clarence p October 26, 2019

Raid Container

Describing a typical young woman at a rave seeking attention. Usually wearing "fluffies" and little to no clothing. Blows DJs or if DJ is unattainable, will take anything. Highly susceptible, and usually a carriers of the rave disease "Raids". Remember, always wrap it up when you encounter one.

Yo! I found the sickest raid container last night! She let me tap that and all I had to do was buy her water!

by buca November 4, 2013