Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Cotangent

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mathematically, the ratio of the side (other than the hypotenuse) adjacent to a particular acute angle to the side opposite the angle.

"he is a cotangent"

by dagkja June 1, 2018

coontange

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justin timberlake was geting that coontange last night !!

by smithdaddy hugh December 16, 2011

contango

Contango (as defined at http://www.investorwords.com)is "a condition in which distant delivery prices for futures exceed spot prices, often due to the costs of storing and insuring the underlying commodity. opposite of backwardation." The potential, substantial economic and worldwide significance of contango came to light after an investigative reporter did a review of contango's effect on world oil prices. That analysis can be found on NPR's "All Things Considered" dated August 24, 2006 entitled "Analyst: Blame Investors for High Gas Prices".

"Contango" might be one cause for up to 20% of the past run up in prices of oil around the world. Major investors such as hedge funds, brokerage houses, banks, pension funds, etc. are making large guaranteed profits whenever unusual levels of contango develop in oil commodity prices. Contango is the opposite of "backwardation" (where the reverse price level differences occur in the futures market). Contango lets investors lock in guaranteed significant profits by buying oil at "low" current prices and selling the same oil to others at guaranteed higher prices in the future i.e. through the futures market. When the price of storage and insurance to hold the commodities for future delivery (plus the initial purchase price) is less than the total future price received, then guaranteed profits result by utilizing and understanding contango.

by Ubunto September 15, 2008

Contaigery

This refers to the level by which a sickness must have mutated to increase in potency that a sickness that was formerly diagnosed as man-flu has when it is passed on to the heartless s.o.b. that misdiagnosed the sickness to begin with...of course this is due to the fact the the sickness MUST HAVE gotten more powerful upon contagion because the diagnoser claims to not be exagerating the misery but will not apologize for claiming that the diagnosee had.

This in one of the most readily documented instances of instant Karma

Her - Honey, this flu miserable. I want to die. I didn't realize it was that bad when you first had it. It must have gotten stronger since you gave it to me.

Him - That's right. Who's the baby now? I guess you weren't aware of this bug's contaigery.

by S Benedict Cheng March 27, 2008

contingency

an asshat who can't finish a project he started

Contingency: I'm working on this new website, it should be done next week.

Contingency: I'm working on a new design for a phone, it should be done next week.

by gues582482 December 18, 2012

Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.

Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.

by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008