contatination

when you didn’t leave enough space and your tattoos run together

Your contatination tangle is not a bad way of doing it.

by sdseww June 12, 2017

Cuntaminated

State of being a person finds themself in after all their buddies learn of their one night stand with the sleaziest, manliest, most scandalous and vile sack-chasing bitch in the hood and are now considered the newest laughing stock and also become blacklisted by all other ladies who learn of it....this is something that can't be reversed or changed, so it is therefore a permanent social status, kinda how jungle fever is with white race-traitor bitcbes...

Damn bro, Mike used to pull so much booty, then he hooked up with that jank-junkie Blowqueetha one night when she was feinding super bad, now all the rest of these broads cold-shoulder him like he's been cuntaminated....no mo skank- hunting with him now...

by Jim who?! Jim-Fucking-jones, y March 20, 2018

condomination

The act in which using a condom takes over the world.

Side effects include: Extremely sore penis, herpes, HIV, and many more.

"dont go near him.. he's addicted to condomination"

by getsomefriendsgetsomefriendsge May 30, 2009

Condomination

The act of dominating a conversation by going on and on, interrupting, or trying to guess what the other person is going to say next.

Rosie O' Donnell never lets people get aword in edgewise. Her show is pure condomination.

by John Tollefson January 4, 2007

Cross Convagination

lets say you sleep with a girl who slept with a guy recently, which the guy very recently (days at most) slept with a super hot girl and may not have showered before he slept with the girl your about to sleep with.. so in a way you got some of the super hot girl by means of... CROSS CONVAGINATION

Dude,, yesterday I boned Brooke who slept with Justin like a week ago, and a day before Justin boned Brooke he was with Bridgettes fine ass.. you kno what that means.. CROSS CONVAGINATION

by Nick Haggard December 19, 2008

cross-cuntamination

The souring of a social situation due to a specific combination of women.

The party had a serious case of cross-cuntamination when the girl who slept with the hostesses husband showed up.

by taureanx May 3, 2009

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016