consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

Consumermas

The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.

How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.

by iv_chosen1 February 25, 2009

consumerism

Buying stuff we don't need and killing the Earth's resources.

It's wonderful that our economy is based on consumerism.

by Haemoglobbin December 18, 2012

Consumer

Derogatory term used to describe the buying public, or purchaser of a product. Use of the word is prolific in the business world, quickly replacing the more respectful term, "customer".

1. "Consumer spending is up 51%!"
2. "Demand for Product X has consumers mobbing stores."

by edifice May 26, 2006

oxygen.consumer

oxygen.consumer is a person that only says the truth, it's impossible for him to miss, everything he says is a W

oxygen.consumer "posts something"
Everyone in the comments: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

by Cool.Guy.From.Walmart September 2, 2021

consumerocracy

A system of government based primarily on its citizens’ love of material comforts.

Thank goodness we have a thriving consumerocracy to drive ourselves forward toward success!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

consumer whore

Someone who makes fool-harty purchases, blind to the money-making scams of corporations.


People who buy nintendo products which require one or more other nintendo products are a fine example.

"This game could require just the Gamecube, rather than requiring the Gameboy advance as well, but we like money. Give us your money you consumer whore."

"So I can buy this playstation 2 that doesn't come with a hard drive, but to play the latest Final Fantasy, I have actually do have to buy a PS2 hard drive and a network adapter in addition to the $200 I paid for the PS2? Wow, I sure am a consumer whore."

"Not only will they have to pay $80 to buy this MMO computer game, but they will have to pay an additional $15 a month to continue playing it! The 5 servers our company bought to run this game will pay for themselves in 2 weeks! Thank god for comsumer whores!"

by Calculon000 August 3, 2004