coldplay coma

A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.

After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.

by ignoredangstyteen January 29, 2014

Beat Off Coma

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

Ethylic Coma

Coma due to over indulgence in alcohol. See Detroit: Become Human to witness slapping someone out of an ethylic coma.

Connor analysed Hank: possible Ethylic coma.

by AtomBombBaby89 June 16, 2018

Halo Coma

The coma-like state one's brain enters after having played Halo 3 for 9-10 consecutive hours.

I had a test tomorrow but I decided to play Halo 3 on Sunday for the majority of the day and night and as a result I failed the exam. I wish I could have snapped out of my Halo Coma and studied a little harder.

by Maxwell O November 16, 2007

Techno Coma

When a non-techno fan hears techno in the club. They don't know what to do, and stand and stare at the fellow patrons; hence, experience a coma where they cannot move until the techno has stopped.

I was in a techno coma when they played "Satisfaction" tonight.

by Ken Tate' May 6, 2007

Outback coma

The way one feels after gorging at Outback Steakhouse. The meal usually consists of multiple servings of bread, cheese fries, salad, porterhouse, and potatoes - all washed down with a few tall draft beers, followed by desert that is force-fed no matter the feeling of fullness.

Honey, I ate way to much at the Outback. I feel like I'm going to go into an Outback coma. If I fall asleep, don't bother waking me, I'll see you in the morning.

by sciflyer.25 February 6, 2013

Kush Coma

To be so high off of marijuana 'kush' that you pass out and don't wake up until the next day or later that day.

Brianna: "Hey, wheres Brandon?"
Shaquan: "I couldn't wake him up that fools in a 'kush coma'."

by Briannnnaaaa June 8, 2011