a very sweet man who loves to cuddle with then homies. he may have a chode, but its still satifcatory
by DaTingGoesSkrrrraaaaaa February 14, 2020
Get the max conklinmug. Guy: Hey,did you see that body hanging from that tree?
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
by laurensaiddieisthename May 7, 2018
Get the lauren conklinmug. A bigoted homophobic, transphobic, mysoginistic, racist, sexist, alt-right, bully, fat-shaming person
by King Ktulu July 16, 2020
Get the Sean Conklinmug. A fatass bitch who is so unbelievably large that they can’t fit through doorways and cause the ground to shake everytime they walk
by Tod bundy April 4, 2024
Get the Conklinmug.