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Congrats Mate

An insincere message to someone who recently has had good news.
by congratsmate April 2, 2019
mugGet the Congrats Matemug.
A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..
by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021
mugGet the Congrats on Your Gradulationsmug.

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009
mugGet the Congrat-U-Fucking-Lationsmug.

congrating

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.
Stop fucking congrating me Adam.
by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022
mugGet the congratingmug.

congrats

her: I got A on the test
others: congrats.
by eggcucumbersalad April 16, 2020
mugGet the congratsmug.

congrating

When you are have a epileptic episode and you accidentally congratulation your mom on the death of your unborn sibling.
She congrating Claire and everyone was like wtf?
by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022
mugGet the congratingmug.

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