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condometron

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"
girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!
by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011
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Condoming

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.
Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.
by Sriracha Jo May 23, 2016
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Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob
“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick
by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019
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Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them
"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"
by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013
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Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'
Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate
by Sebubby January 14, 2020
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Condomitis Interruptus

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.
"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."
by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009
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Concomitant Bozack

The Concomitant Bozack Position is a stance on homosexuality defined by the following:

Two individual males are only to be considered homosexual if their scrota contact in such a fashion as to permit the transference of sweat.

Colloquially known as the "balls are touching" stance.
"Dude, your balls touched! You're gay!"

"No. Under the Concomitant Bozack Position, since my sack was wrapped in saran, no ballsweat passed. I am safe."
by BGre December 13, 2007
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