by miker100 November 8, 2009
Get the Condom mug.She eyed me with a slutty grin and slammed the door shut. I was just chilling, trying to ignore my huge boner. Julia strolled over to me and asked if we should use a condom. I say that I definitely don’t want a kid, so yes. she pulls of her stripper boots and thong, and pulls out three condoms. she asked me what color and flavor I want. I told her blue raspberry, which is the blue one. Julia ripped off my jeans and slid on the condom. I stuck my dick into her and she started to moan. I then started to cum, and the condom burst.
Now i have a kid.
Now i have a kid.
by the fuck king March 2, 2020
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It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009
Get the Condom mug.by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002
Get the Condom mug.sumthing that guys better use unless they wanna pay 400 bucks a month for the damn thing that'll pop outta my coochie if u dont wear it!!!
by iben motherfuckin September 10, 2003
Get the Condom mug.by A fat twat May 13, 2005
Get the Condom mug.The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.
Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.
by Corey April 8, 2004
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