condoms

A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs

"I aint havin sex without getting strapped.... I don't want no child..

by blazedude05 April 23, 2005

Venus Condoms

A sheet of flavored plastic or latex used to protect luvas from STDs during oral luv making. When used properly, it will help prevent the exchange of bodily fluids during oral luvin.

All I could taste and smell were plastic strawberries while taking my girly friend to cloud-V with Venus Condoms.

by Marcus Rogan February 1, 2006

Bieber condoms

a special type of condom, used by JB himself, coming in one flavor, and one flavor only: Sour Patch

Justin: wooooo-eeee!! Gotta love 'dem Bieber condoms!!
Girl: YUMMY! *salivates*

by mermaidman&lilwayne May 8, 2010

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

by Miff_ June 7, 2018

Styles Condoms

The best condoms on earth. Harry Styles uses them himself. You can buy them in every colour, every size and every flavour. The favorites are the ones with carrot flavour.

Zayn: Hey Hazza, what did you do last night?
Harry: Did The Harry Styles with Louis. We used Styles condoms!
Louis: Hell yeah it was amazing.
Zayn: Woah I want too!

by FuckYeahStylesCondoms March 26, 2011

Condoms

The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.

jonny: daddy, what are condoms?

Dad: son, condoms can break

by ilyHudy June 14, 2010

condomsation

A conversation that originated from condoms, but can in fact include sexual subjects or any other kind of talk about condoms, etc.

"During her condomsation with George, Kerry told him about her one night stand, yo."

"During the condomsation, Lennie listed all the condom flavors he remembered to his friend, it was mad crazy, yo. He even came up with the phrase 'Taste the rainbow', yo!"

by JacsLiyahLiyahOriginal December 27, 2008