gangsta computa

A Palm Pilot or PDA ( Personal Digital Assistant )

- Yo dawg. I will check my calender on my gangsta computa!
- Hand over your gangsta computa or I will pop a cap in yall ass!

by luisedawg March 10, 2008

computarded

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

by JRGreen May 22, 2008

Computard

Someone who is computer illiterate

Man you're such a computard, don't you know how to copy and paste.

by Axerty November 1, 2004

computa

1. Slang term for computer
2. tightest beer bong ever
3. Something that needs to be helped
4. funny GI Joe spoof on ebaumbsworld

1. lets put some games on your new computa
2. I just fuckin bonged 3 beers on computa
3. Help computa
4. did you see that GI Joe computa video on ebaumsword

by Dagnast February 22, 2005

computatrumasaurus

a person whose diet consists of only computers

urgh burg youre such a computatrumasaurus

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

computo

(n.) – a superiously fast Hispanic computer

A computo is scarce or cloce to non existantce for the very basic fact that the word "computo" does not refer to anything specific.

by Jerome G. October 5, 2007

Computard

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.

My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!

by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008