Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.

yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!

by angry bry February 13, 2009

Compost Cone

The adding of weed to the top of burnt ash to allow ash to sink/snap through the cone/bowl piece.

“Yo pack this compost cone it’s not sinking”

“Sinking Green allows ash to sink/snap”

by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022

compost twink

a gay ass hippie who plays in compost and just so happens to be a twink as well

person a: did you see that guy playing in the compost?
person b: he’s definitely a compost twink.

by mrsansman November 7, 2018

british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.

Yo, I british composted my girl last night.

by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015

compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.

I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.

by laxkracka December 22, 2008

Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018

compost bucket

The action of being made to do a dirty job as a result of losing a bet. This type of action or punishment normally involves being requested to carry out an undesirable house chore or job that has gone undone for weeks. The 'compost bucketer' can choose to commit minor sexual acts or lewd dares instead of the original request.

"You lost the running race so now you have to compost bucket sucker. Either fix my front gate or pull a moonie in the street."

by Eddie Barnwood February 26, 2011