CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005

comisery

n. The act of being equally miserable with another person

Due to the erratic behavior of our boss, Charleen and I are constantly in a state of comisery.

by crazytownbananapants May 9, 2013

house of composure

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.

"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."

by simmaranfo April 1, 2007

Commisery

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.

I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.

by Tired of it November 3, 2018

composity

completion; wholeness; togetherness; phrase 'for composity's sake' the reason for most things occurring.

- Why did you open that jar of pickle?
- For composity's sake.
- Oh OK.

by elf October 10, 2004

composity

The comfy-ness of something.

I love the composity of these boots

by mimicakes123 December 6, 2016

Compoosary

where you HAVE TO pick up poo

She has never done anything compoosary

by Daniel Craig August 24, 2018