comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.

Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.

by Mydaho May 31, 2018

comportmental

Behavioral

Comportmental disorder

by TiggerSP July 13, 2020

Comportmentalize

To mentally find and use ideas that comport to narratives that support one's belief system in order to ease the discomfort of cognitive dissonance when competing ideas are in conflict with each other.

Person 1: "Wow! I'm mentally conflicted here! These competing ideas really are in conflict with each other and I don't know which one to support."

Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."

by Agathokakologicaltopianist November 9, 2020

Comperda

Someone who obeys God and is very cool to hang out with.

Logan is such a comperda.

by anonymous November 15, 2021

Comperda

Someone who obeys God and is cool to hang with

Logan is such a comperda!

by anonymous November 15, 2021

Comperda

Someone who obeys God and is cool to hang with.

Logan is such a comperda.

by Z3R0FL@M3 November 15, 2021

Comport

A word that SCAdians use in Royal Court to appear intelligent.

While at Pennsic, I was asked "If I could only select one, which would I chose: Win Crown, get Knighted, or publically being asked what the word 'comport' means." Given my ego's egregious need for perpetual affirmation, the answer is clear. Bring on the question!!!

by Shady Bop January 14, 2022