Caramel Complexion

Mix between olive/tan skin tone and a rich brown skin tone. RnB group City High popularized the term with their hit single 'Caramel' in 2001.

Tyra Banks, Halle Berry and Beyonce Knowles all have that sexy Caramel Complexion!

by karen2k11 May 20, 2012

Irreducible Complexity

A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore

Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!

by person with at least half a br April 21, 2010

complexicated

forging together of a complex and complicated situation and/or person

Thinking of the example for this word was a very complexicated decision

by Adam and Lexi March 16, 2007

complexifuckingtivey

Adding a complex logic of fuckery just because a person wants to add a design detail that wont even be apparent in the final result. This type measures pubic hairs to the nano-micron.

Thats going to add some complexifuckingtivey.

by K-Klonger October 16, 2014

complexifier

Jeff Bezos's euphemism for the word penis.

I think the best euphemism for "penis" is complexifier. It does make things more confusing.

by Neech February 12, 2019

complexifier

A euphemism for penis, something that confounds a situation or makes things significantly more confusing. Jeff Bezos accused David Pecker (a Trump supporter) and the National Enquirer of "extortion and blackmail" (The New York Times). Pecker claimed to have obtained messages of Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez, threatening to publish those texts and photos. President Trump is not a fan of Bezos nor the Washington Post, which is now owned by Bezos. Bezos hired a private investigator to determine how his private information leaked and to determine whether the National Enquirer was politically motivated. In consideration of Bezos' ongoing divorce and the common theme in this story of dick, Pecker, and semi-erect manhood, possibly the best euphemism for penis is complexifier (Stephen Colbert - LSSC episode 2019 Feb 12).

(According to Google Ngram, the first published instance of this word in English was in Outposts, Issues 1-29, published by Kraus Reprint, University of Michigan in 1944. It has since appeared in a number of other publications, but is not a common word in the English language. Etymologically, it may be of French origin.)

"My ownership of the Washington Post is a complexifier for me. It’s unavoidable that certain powerful people who experience Washington Post news coverage will wrongly conclude I am their enemy." -Jeff Bezos, 2019 Feb

by whoisboris February 12, 2019

Complexicated

Complex (meaning different) and complicated (meaning difficult) basically it means something that's new, different, and confusing, such as a complexicated relationship or a person with a complexicated personality.

Girl 1: So how are things going with you and that new guy you're seeing?

Girl 2: I don't know, things are really complexicated with us. I'm not sure where things are going.

OR

One minute Britney's happy, the next minute she's sad. She's also very unique. She has a very complexicated personality.

by PrincessR December 6, 2009