competish

Short for competition. Used for minute-long chats between friends, quick sizing-ups between teammates, conversations among reality tv fans etc.

Greta: I wish I wasn't a cheerleader.
Farrah: Ugh, you're just saying that because you're nervous for tomorrow's competish.

Dirk: Hey man, look at that guy doing three-pointers over there.
Nigel: Psssh, tough competish.

Barb: I totally think she should've won america's next top idolized champion contender bachelorette.
Kemp: Well, what can we do? This year's competish was cutthroat.

by i love second hand smoke May 13, 2005

compensating

Hiding the fact that you have a tiny dick, by wearing large objects.

If a guy is eating a 7in. hot dog, he is probably compensating.

by AdvancedCheatah November 29, 2017

compensator truck

Large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with knobby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. They may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. Possibly a pair of cast-aluminum balls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a Ford/Chevy/Dodge logo. Common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.

That guy needed a stepstool to climb into his compensator truck.

by Art August 29, 2005

compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

by CapTim August 25, 2009

compensation

way of making up for your small cock
see truck

he's compensating for his small cock with that big-ass truck

by Cliff Hopper March 28, 2003

Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.

Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)

by Dimedude December 19, 2007

Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005