compact diss

A back-handed compliment; a snide remark; a sarcastic comment; a compliment followed by an an insult; when someone searches for something really nice to say, but can't think of anything so she compliments you on something very obvious.

Girl 1: Wow, did you do something different?
Girl 2: Yes, I cut and bleached my hair blonde today!
Girl 1: Oh, wow, it's so... blonde and...wow, what a cut...
Girl 2: Uh, thanks? But that was like a compact diss.
Girl 1: Sorry...

by Bunmi Adeoye August 4, 2007

compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 30, 2003

Compacted meme

A rock solid poop that makes you have anal fissure and blood in toilet

I couldn’t even flush that compacted meme so the toilet overflowed

by Raven121880 October 19, 2021

soil compaction

In geotechnical engineering, soil compaction is the process in which stress is applied to a soil causes densification as air is displaced from the pores between the soil grains.

Mike: What the hell does soil compaction mean?
Me: In geotechnical engineering, soil compaction is the process in which stress is applied to a soil causes densification as air is displaced from the pores between the soil grains.

by soilcompactionman May 4, 2020

trash compacter

as a man proceeds to shit, another mans cock is forced into his anus

phill screamed loud last night when I gave him a trash compacter

by Small_Goat May 14, 2009

compact dick

When all the mass on your dick focuses at one point and it becomes powerful

When I get hard I have a compact dick

by Dickface69420iluvdix1234 November 29, 2017

Dr. Compact

the name is a kinda wannabee cool rapname that sux bigtime
its used in holland for someone who thinks he is a totally hot, but in fact he stinks. A lot.

Look theres R kelly with his 12 year old girlfriend, she really thinks he is da shiznit, but in fact he a typical Dr.Compact.

by kukel June 8, 2003