commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

commuter students

Pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons. They will never fully appreciate the college experiance.

Commuter students are pussies.

by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006

Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

Commuter Cooter

Some suburban stay at home wife pussy

Just moved to the suburbs, so I can get that commuter cooter after her husband leaves

by Beansupreme420 February 24, 2024

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Tell-ya-commuter

Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.

Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.

by PoorDavid May 30, 2016

Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007