Branch Covidian

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.

Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.

by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022

Comedian

Depending on the types of jokes and the manner in which they present them, the rare breed called "comedians" is one of the most intelligent types of people you will ever find inhabiting the planet. In a school classroom situation they are always the bright smart arses in the top class.

Anyone can tell a joke, but to tell a good, witty and tasteful joke is truly a rare gift. The people who possess this gift are comedians.

by _General_Zod_Will_Rule_ December 13, 2008

Comedian

Someone who tells jokes. You have to learn a long time to be a good comedian.

This can be used as a noun.

Noun: This is a funny comedian!

by poiytrewq December 13, 2012

Comodian

Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).

Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.

by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009

Sit-Down Comedian

A term coined by Hanley to characterize her mother Amy; the worlds first sit down comedian. Essentially, a sit down comedian is a true talent, pound for pound, whose beauty, witticisms and jocularity outweighs their body mass.

Comedy can be compared to that of bacteria. Its misuse and overuse leads to a significant loss in its effectiveness. A Newer, stronger strain must evolve over time in order for it to live on. For that reason, it’s inevitable a mutation of some kind will arise for it to become more resilient. In this case the ‘supersatire’ was sit down. Which proved to be highly infectious. :P
The idea was born when Amy was faced with the challenge of performing whilst standing. The performer saw no choice but to replace the comical aspect of stand up with sit down comic theatre, Putting a new happy fat face on comedy.

"I hear that sit-down comedian Amy is Notorious for eating doughnuts while performing on stage"

by 112Amzz September 30, 2011

Branch Covidians

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area

did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.

by Kt nola July 7, 2020

Comedian's Item

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006