comeuppance

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

Combustible lemon

A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by beans lad July 26, 2011

Urban Hippie communal

Raised in a communal living environment, in the inner city by a bunch of hippies from tbe 60's
Urban Hippie Communal

I was raised Urban Hippie Communal. We baked our own bread, and we were vegetarians mostly. We wore home made cloths and went to Morning Star . free school were children were a little to free. Gina Star was my mom, but all the kids called her mom. No religion but all religion, mostly

Hari Krishna teachings. We were encouraged to invite the Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons in, if they knock on our door. Engage in debates about the one true God, chosen people or judgments. Absolutely NO t.v But all the music you wanted. independent films and gardening exhibits. Love peace, flowers and oneness❤

Lots of us out there. We are Urban Hippie Communal and now we have Tiny homes.

by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020

comdomsation

The sensation you get while wearing a condom

Jeff went to the store to buy ribed comdoms for Sallys pleasure and while fornicating Jeff ask Sally if she was injoying the comdomsation.

Jeff didn’t like the comdomsation he was experiencing and threw the condom on the floor and knocked that Sally hoe bitch up.

by Sagging plastic February 18, 2008

communard

1. Generally, a member of a French commune. Or any other kind of commune.

2. A member or supporter of the Paris Commune, one of the first historical attempts to establish a socialist state. They were brutally repressed by the French Third Republic.

3. A French apéritif (cocktail) similar to or also known as a Cardinal. It is made in a small wine glass, with 1/5th crème de cassis (blackcurrant liqueur) and 4/5ths Beaujolais red wine, and garnished with a few blackberries.

4. A member of a ibrigade de cuisine/i (kitchen staff in a posh restaurant or hotel) who makes the meal for the restaurant staff.

1. Je suis un communard d'Arles - I am a communard in Arles.

2. Twenty thousand communards were massacred by the French Army.

3. Back home in the south of France they make amazing communards.

4. The communard made us a lovely meal after that long, grueling shift.

by bonnyhaugh September 23, 2016

communal zoot

A zoot that you distribute and share amongst others within your group.

Yeah I reckon we all have a zoot each and then roll a communal zoot for later

by UrbanLingo123 September 18, 2019

combustication

synonymous with combustion, just a lot more enthusiastic. Invented by Julius Sumner Miller during a physics demonstration in 1969.

I don't like combustion. It's too quiet. I have some stuff in a state of combustication.
-Julius Sumner Miller

by nsyygre June 7, 2010