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Carbosexual

The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.
Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"
by ThatWeirdWhiteStarDog October 9, 2017
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Cuomosexual

a word used to describe a creepy pervert
Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Cuomosexual
by charlottes web info March 7, 2021
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Cuomosexual

In love with competent, reassuring governance by a leader who uses complete sentences and displays common sense during a pandemic.
After watching today's New York State pandemic news conference, I officially identify as a cuomosexual. (
h/t Randy Rainbow)
by Civilly Right April 6, 2020
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Comysexual

Someone who’s sexually attracted to communism
Hi I’m Comrade Elmo and I’m Comysexual
by Comrade Elmo December 23, 2019
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cromosexual

someone who has a sexual fetish for non-human characters with non-human colors (but with the exception of furries)
He has a crush on smurfette, certainly a cromosexual
by perrellzack75 May 26, 2023
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conosexual

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).
God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.
by Con May 9, 2003
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comasexual

A person who is raped by a member of the same sex while in a coma or is otherwise incapacitated.
When a dude gets drunk, passes out, and is raped by another guy at a party, he is considered a comasexual. This also occurs quite frequently at hospitals when a patient is sedated for an extended period of time.
by Jump-Auf and B-Nasty January 25, 2010
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