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Calum Hood

The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.
by saudadeskies July 17, 2016
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Columbus Rowboat

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.
"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."
by MegatronTitsYEah March 28, 2009
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columbian yam yam

Cocaine, The White Pony, That Soft. The slang term "columbian yam yam" was invented by C Woods from Pompton.
DeAndre: yo you got trees?
B-Dog: nah but dem boys got dat columbian yam yam up the way. Shit is raw and ain't stepped on neither my du'.
by CWoods January 21, 2014
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Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.
by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013
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Columbus meltdown

When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)
Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!
by Flimbob13 October 7, 2019
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Calum Mcdowall

Likes to fart, very dumb not very happy curly hair plays games and is gamer and has brother and deeper connections with his sister
Damn bro, he’s such a Calum Mcdowall
by HallidayJ1964 September 15, 2019
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calum hood

calum hood; pulling a calum hood; name; also known as cool guy cal or cdizzle swizzle

used as means to refer to terrificly bad WiFi connections, even airplane mode doesn't do it like this
"oh no I got kicked out of my zoom class again, my wifi pulled a CALUM HOOD"

"omg same, for the 5th time today"
by dabodacious February 12, 2021
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