mexican colonic

Absolute complete top-to-bottom total gastrointestinal irrigation resulting from ingestion of a burrito. Symptoms include explosive diarrhoea, litres of vomiting and a lifetime psychological aversion to Mexican food.

Ay caramba!! This no burrito!! This a mexican colonic!!

(Said with a Mexican accent)

by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012

Colorist

A colorist is an individual who discriminates based in skin tone. Unlike a racist, a colorist doesn't factor race but uses the tone of ones skin to determine chracteristics about an individual.

Colorist can be tied to colorism

A colorist will assume that a light skin individual is full of themselves.

Saunya: Why are you taking a selfie. You're so light skin.

Yohon: what do you mean? You're such a colorist!

by Yuhanna June 5, 2015

Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.

Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

colonic fumes

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Fuck your coloring book

A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.

1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

by Jaspamellz January 30, 2010

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010