Coronalingus

Sex during the Coronavirus time of social distancing.

My fiancé and I are practicing social distancing by ordering take-out and engaging in coronalingus.

by xoMarilynxo March 18, 2020

coonilingus

Performing oral sex on a black woman

He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

colorbling

When someone is especially eccentric in their clothing. May or may not be tasteful. See also colorblind; a common misspelling.

Grace is rocking some serious colorbling today.

Whoa, check out that dude's colorbling. It makes my eyes hurt.

by UrMommmm!! April 18, 2010

coronalingus

Sneezing into a chick’s vagina and then squirting her in the eye with a lime slice when she complains followed by insertion of said slice into her rectum

With the Covid 19 virus mania going on, Sharon did NOT appreciate the coronalingus I gave her last night!

by M@rk@133 March 16, 2020

Colonising the conversation

When a headstrong person (often a Caucasian male) doesn’t listen to others, takes over a discussion and makes it difficult for others to contribute and actually be part of the conversation.

Person 1: Man… I couldn’t get a word in that meeting.
Person 2: Yeah, Steven was totally colonising the conversation

by Jawajawa April 2, 2022

Coronalingus

When a person has been infected with Covid-19, Coronalingus is the act of putting one's mouth between a woman's labia minora, creating a seal between the mouth and vagina, and performing one's best dry corona cough.

The other day, I performed coronalingus upon dana after receiving my positive Covid-19 results. She was not very happy when she realized that I was not just going down on her.

by emcjizzbald October 4, 2020

coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.

Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.

by A "professional" June 3, 2019